Who rules America

IF TRUMP IN POWER IN US

Trump first day in Oval Office -1st briefing by CIA Pentagon CIA & FBI 

Trump: we must destroy ISIS

CIA: We cannot do that sir. 

We created them along with Turkey Saudi Arabia.Qatar and others

Trump: the Democrats created them 

CIA: It was not the Democrats. 

We created ISIS sir. You need them or else you would 

loose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them

CIA: Sir we cannot do that. 

It is Modi in India and not Manmohan 

Trump: So what?

CIA: Modi will cut Baluchistan out of Pak

Trump: I do not care

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir they will stop buying our 

weapons they will become a superpower. 

Sir we have to fund  Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir .

Trump:You have to destroy the Taliban

CIA: Sir we cannot do that - we created the taliban to 

keep Russia in check in the 80s. Now they r keeping Pakistan

 busy and away from their nukes

Trump: We have to destroy Islamic regimes.

 Let us start with The Saudis Wahabis

Pentagon: Sir we cannot do that. 

We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. 

We cannot have democracy there as otherwise their

 people will get that oil and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump:Then let us invade Iran

Pentagon: We cannot do that sir

Trump:Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them sir

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our stealth drone back. 

If we attack them then Russia will obliterate us there as they

 did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check

Trump:Then let us attack Iraq again

CIA: Sir, our friends ISIS already control 1/3rd of Iraq 

Trump: why not the whole of Iraq

CIA: Sir we need the Shia Govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check sir.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

USCIS: We cannot do that sir

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our population will become fearless sir

Trump: I am deporting all illegals to south of the border

Border patrol: You cannot do that sir

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they are gone who will build the wall sir?

Trump: Build the wall first you idiots!

Border patrol: Then they will be on this side of the wall sir.

Trump: I am banning H1Bs

USCIS: you cannot do that sir

Chief of staff: Then we will have to outsource the 

White House to Bangalore sir

Trump: Why the hell did I get elected?

CIA: To enjoy the White House sir! 

We create the bad guys you sign off sir. And then when 

we sign off you announce that you have destroyed them sir!

Trump: God bless America the land of the free and the brave!