Building permit..
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was
going to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to
stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was
going to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to
stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.
The City Council told me: Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!
I love this country.
It's the government that scares me.
It's the government that scares me.
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