Snow day

SNOW DAY

 

                  What a morning……

 

8:00   I made a snowman.

 

8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

 

8:15   So, I made a snow woman.

 

8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

 

8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

 

8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

 

8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

 

8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

 

8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

 

8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"

 

8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

 

9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

 

9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.

 

9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

 

Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.

 

REMEMBER AMERICA iS GREAT !!!!!!